..it just HAS to be said.

Dear Murphy,

You and that law of yours are buying yourself a one-way ticket to Hades if this goes on. I hope you have your last will and testament written out, Charon is waiting, especially after what you did the past 48 hours.

Seriously, this is too much.

Really now, Murphy. Not once have I consented to this treatment from you. I Respect The Law. Let’s put it like that. This is no excuse for The Law to go bonkers on me the past 48 hours. I was willing to tolerate a lot…right up until this little development. Messing with me in this fashion is not excusable.

Kindly cease and desist this course of action, lest I’m forced to take more forcible measures.

No love what-the-fuck-soever,

Me.

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